Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
I feel as though the entirety of tumblr is just a 12 year old trying to make themselves sound cooler than they actually are
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
I’ve discovered why I tell so many pointless stories
it’s because both of my parents do it
and it’s really annoying
so i apologize to all the people who are regularly subjected to my annoying and pointless stories